Ummmmmm.....

Yeah, so I know I just did the profile post thing yesterday, but this one had to be added.  I'm hoping you don't need me to tell you what is wrong with this guy, mainly because I don't even know where to start.

 

UTBIGMAN

Draper UT, USA

Male



45 years old


6' 4" tall


Few Extra Pounds


No hair - Brown eyes


Caucasian


Average looking


College (education)


Divorced


Has 4 children, lives with 0


Sometimes attends church


A little about me...



IF


THE OLDER I GET THE MORE I REALIZE LOYALTY, TRUST , AND HONESTY DON'T MEAN JACK S--T. I DONT KNOW MUCH BUT I KNOW I REALLY DONT LIKE THESE MESSAGES BACK AND FORTH. I WISH THERE WAS A FORUM FOR GET TOGETHERS. I WANT TO SEE PEOPLE LOL


SOME OF THE THINGS I WOULD LIKE IN A WOMAN.


NOT BARBIE SIZE 12 TO 16 USUALLY


WOULD LIKE MESSAGES TO BE TO THE POINT (SAY IF YOUR INTERSTED OR NOT) AND MORE THAN ONE LINE.


IF TALKING ON THE PHONE IS MOVING TOO FAST, GET A LIFE AND MOVE ON.


VOICE MEANS A TON TO ME (YOURS MAYBE THE ONE I HAVE TO HERE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE LOL)


YOU MUST HAVE A BRAIN AND USE IT


WELL MAINTAINED (HAIR, NAILS, NO CLOWN MAKE UP)


SWEET


CURVY(THE CURVIER THE BETTER, HOUR GLASS WITH A WAIST)


VERY CLEAN (ITS AMAZING I HAVE TO ADD THIS ONE LOL)


I DONT CARE IF YOU LIKE WHATS ON THE "INSIDE" NOW, I WANT YOU TO BE ATTRACTED TO THE "OUTSIDE" AS MUCH (IF YOUR NOT THATS OK SOMEONE WILL)


I DONT WANT YOUNG KIDS (TEENS OK)


MUST SMELL GOOD


I DONT KISS ON THE FIRST DATE






How I feel about the Church...


I LOVE IT EVEN IF I AM NOT THE MOST ACTIVE. MY RELIGION IS PERFECT, I AM NOT.






What I do for fun...


ABOUT ME


I AM TOLD I LOOK BETTER IN PERSON(HOW BAD DO I LOOK ON HERE? LOL)


I WANT TO BE DESIRED


I USUALLY UNDERSTAND THE COMPLICATED FEELINGS IN PEOPLE


I WAS CLASS CLOWN (AND STILL AM)


I HAVE BEEN CALLED METRO SEXUAL ( LOL A BAD ASS LIKE ME?)


I AM VERY ORGANIZED


I AM THE GUY THAT MY FRIENDS CALL WHEN THEY NEED SOMETHING OR IN TROUBLE


I LOVE TO PLAY (MY FAVORITE TOY IS MY PARTNER)


I LIKE JUST ABOUT ANYTHING.


I HAVE MOSTLY BEEN IN THE AUTOMOTIVE BUSNESS.


I AM SANTA CLAUS IN THE WINTER.


I HAVE 4 CHILDREN AND THEY ALL LIVE OUT OF STATE.


BUILT RACE CARS FOR A LIVING.


NOT A RED NECK AT ALL.


I LOVE GETTING UP AND ACCOMPLISHING SOMETHING.


I AM VERY COMPETATIVE.


I CAN FIX ALMOST ANYTHING.


I HAVE 42 PAIRS OF SIZE 15 AND 16 SHOES, AND MOST OF THEM ARE DRESS SHOES. LOL


I ALWAYS SMELL GOOD.


I KNOW I AM A BIG GUY


I USED TO BE THE CAR DOCTOR ON KSL


I HAD A RACING RADIO SHOW ON 1280 THE ZONE






IF YOU READ THIS FAR AND YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE THEN TELL ME I DONT READ MINDS LOL






ATV, CAMPING, SUNDAY DRIVES, NASCAR, HOT RODS,


COACHING, GARAGE SALES, MOVIES, CLOTHES SHOPPING, SHOES, TRIVIA, COMEDY, POKER, BOWLING, FOOTBALL, UFC, MMA, DUNES, 4X4, REPAIRS, FIXING THINGS, SPENDING TIME WITH MY MATE

Back by popular demand.....

You guys all asked for more, so here they are...

CACONVERT2000

Anaheim CA, USA

A little about me...



Well I tried, bombed out, ladies hope you find your man...


How I feel about the Church...


I want to have a temple marriage...




What I do for fun...


I am a lot of fun...


Um, so yeah.  He tired, bombed out, hopes you find your man.  But his last log on was yesterday. 

TALLGUYJGG

Richmond UT, USA

A little about me...



*MOVING TO MURRAY*


I am not sure that these sites work. I have no faith in internet "dating." I feel like I am a piece of meat on display for the choosing. Anyways... its worth a try i guess.




Why is it that one of the most desired emotions is also one of the most painful? Why is it that we long for love, but when we lose it, it hurts to the core of your soul? It's hard to find someone to love, especially someone with your same values. Where can you find them? Where? How do you know that they are the one? The one who will love you above all else save one; GOD. I am still looking and hope to find her.




I truely believe that best friends also make the best couples. You have to best friends in order to get through the things that life throws at you. this way you can survive as a couple.




I am tall, dark, and well i will let you decide the rest.




I am very passionate and enjoy time just staring into the woman i loves eyes. I am very affectionate and need that in my life as well. I am also very honest to the point of getting myself in trouble. There is more to me than can be put in here.




How I feel about the Church...


I love the church. i was inactive for a long time and made many mistakes, but I have been going back to the church since the begining of the year, and i am so glad i returned to the church. It has helped me turn my life around and become a better person. My goal? To become temple worthy by the end of the year. I want to accomplished this goal so I can be married and sealed in the temple. I will not sacrifice the church nor its priciples for anyone, and I do mean anyone. Now that it is back in my life, it is the shining star, the warm sunlight, the happiness that had left me for so long. I wont give it up again. That is how I feel about the church.




What I do for fun...


I love movies, camping, hiking, playing with my dogs, shooting pool, bowling, games and more. If you want to know more, just ask! Look forward to talking with you!


I don't even know what he is doing on a dating site.  Seriously.  Seeing as he has no inetrest in "dating".  (I'm not quoting, I'm practicing scratching out your eyes).

DARRELLPATTON

SaintLouis MO, USA

A little about me...



I will tell you later - send me a message.




How I feel about the Church...




What I do for fun...


Send me a message.


This guy keeps sending me flirts.  Can you see why I don't respond to him? 

PAPPAPLUMP81

Mesa AZ, USA

 

A little about me...



I am looking for a girlfriend any takers?


I am a very out going person. I love to hang out with friends and family and make them happy. I have had only 1 girl friend and we went out for about 2yrs. She passed away in '04. I need to start dating so "Let the dating start."




How I feel about the Church...


I love this church, and love being a member of this church. I have a testimony of this Gospel that will never die. I have heard and have been through to much to ever let my testimony just slip away.




What I do for fun...

I love to hang out with friends and make them happy. I love playing video games, swimming, and playing


Huh. 

Could have been better could have been worse four day weekend

So, Labor Day Weekend.  Three days off, right?  Woo hoo!!  Or maybe not so much.  I actually ended up with a four day weekend, but don't get all excited yet.  I had a endoscopy scheduled for 11:30 Friday morning.  I've had one before and it wasn't that bad.  This time I was having a Bravo pH Monitor implanted in my esophagus.  It's supposed to be a relatively painless procedure where they go into the esophagus through the throat and implant a 30 mm metal capsule to the lining of the esophagus. 

This capsule measures the acid production for 48 hours and transmits to a pager size (maybe a circa 1985 pager, it more like a camera) device that is worn on your waistband or belt much like how many guys wear their phones. 

The procedure really was simple.  After the procedure was much rougher than I expected.  My throat was understandably sore.  What I wasn't expecting was how much it hurt to swallow.  I felt every single thing that went past that little capsule like I was swallowing fire.  I thought I might actually cry when I was trying to eat dinner (a nice bowl of soft, easy to swallow mashed potatoes with cheese courtesy of Becky).  Needless to say, the pain never went away.  I'm not sure if it actually got a little better of it I just got used to it, but either way it became tolerable.  The capsule and the monitor were programmed to talk to each other for 48 hours and I had to write down when I started eating, what I ate and what time I was finished for anything that went in my mouth other than water.  I also had to record the times of when I laid down and sat up.  That was a pain that first day considering how drugged up I was.  The device turned itself off when it was supposed to and as of Tuesday night when I dropped the monitor off at the hospital the capsule hadn't detached yet.  They tell me that is normal, that it can take up to two weeks.  It may be gone now since I can swallow somewhat painlessly.  Hopefully when we get the results back in about two weeks we will learn enough to know what is causing and how to treat my near constant nausea. 

Saturday was Becky's birthday and we threw her a party.  Because we decided to BBQ, it rained.  Luckily it stopped raining by the time the party rolled around so it all went well.  I'll let her post about that (since she has the pictures and all)

Monday, I went with Becky to take her daughter out for her 12th birthday.  It's actually this weekend, but since everyone had the day off it seemed like a good time to do it.  We started our getting pedicures.  This is when I got what I am just referring to as the Traumatic Pedicure Injury.  The lady doing mine was using a longer than usual pumice stone on my right heel.  The ended up pumicing my leg.  I told her what she was doing and that it hurt and I thought she understood me since she stopped.  A few minutes later she noticed my leg was bleeding and she asked when that happened.  REALLY?  She then proceeded to spray it with rubbing alcohol (Becky would like to point out that this, in fact, makes it spraying alcohol) which was quite unpleasant.  When it was still bleeding after that she used liquid styptic on it.  Even more unpleasant.  I had a picture of my leg from the next day but I must have deleted it.  If I can find it I'll add it on.

After pedicures we went to the Hard Rock Cafe for lunch.  It was okay, the usual over priced touristy deal.  Then we went to the Seattle Art Museum.  That part was great.  It was the last day of their Kurt Cobain exhibit.  I was just the right age in the right area when Nirvana was huge so this fascinated me.  It was really a great exhibit.  The rest of the museum was great, but that was the highlight for me.

And here is where the real fun begins.  Becky and I headed to Crossroads to pick up the pottery we had painted the week before.  We decided to run into JoAnn's first so she could pick up some fabric she needed.  On the way in I slipped on the wet pavement in the parking lot.  I didn't fall or anything, just lost my balance for a second, caught myself and went on walking.  However, in the catch myself process the toes of my left foot went over the top of my flip flops (still on from the morning's pedicure) and hit the ground hard.  It hurt, but I figured it was just a stubbed toe.  While we were looking at fabric about 15 minutes later I mentioned to Becky that my foot really hurt.  I look down and see bruising and something that is hard to explain, so I'll just show you.

In case you couldn't tell from the picture, it is broken.  Not where you think though.  That lump on the bottom is just fluid and swelling.  The breaks (that;s right, two of them) are right below the bruising.  I didn't actually get it looked at until Tuesday evening, so I may have caused more damage in the 24 hours that I walked around on it.  I personally think this is a little much for a broken toe, but the dotcor was very adamant about keeping my foot stable and not moving the toes at all.

Yep, it goes all the way to my knee.  That round thing toward the top?  Do you remember Reebok Pumps?  It's sort of like that.  I can control the air pressure.  And I know I'm white, but am i really that white???

Anyway, there you have it.  My could have been better could have been worse four day weekend.

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To: MISSJULIE75

Subject: Hello Beautiful

Date: 2010-04-26 / 05:53 AM

Wow, you're so pretty and going through your profile, I found somethings that says we have in common, I have seen sunsets, sunrises, blue oceans, deep seas, lush forests, dense jungles, but nothing - not even these - could compare to the beauty that I see in you. I'm a beautiful hearted guy, who's in search of his soulmate and intends to find it here on this site, because I've heard alot of success stories. I would love to correspond with you and see if we could work something out. Once again I must say God worked over time creating you. Lets keep intouch with private addresses or yahoo IM... and my private contact is xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com

Ummmmm....NONE of those things he mentions as "somethings that says we have in common" are mentioned on my profile.  And one of his pictures is captioned as "myself and my son".  I hate people who try to sound more intelligent than they are.

Happy Stuff

It's been a while since we did a things that make me happy list.  So here we go...

I have been watching the PBS mini-series of Emma for the last few days and I LOVE it.  You can already buy it at Costco, btw.  Mr. Knightly is my new Mr. Darcy. 

Katie and I have tickets to see Annie on Saturday.  It has been my favorite since I was little.  My dad took me to see it when I was about seven and I have loved it ever since.

We're seeing Annie at 2:00 and then we're going to head to Pacific Place to play, um, I mean shop.  We are going to one of my favorites places there...

I have been entertained by a few other things lately.  Like say, my Kindle in it's snazzy red leather case. 

And the last season of LOST has begun.  It makes my brain hurt.  In the good way.

Oh, this entry from Kelly's blog almost killed me.  Best cake ever made.

And as always, my favorite thing made me happy today.  I'm not ashamed of my addiction...

For Kelly...

So today at church I announced to Kelly that I was officially blog-stalking her. Is it stalking if you confess? Anyway, she said she would have to read up on me now as well and I explained to her that nothing was happening in my life that was blog-worthy and she absolutely didn't believe me. She, of course, was right. There is nothing going on in my life that I am willing to share on my blog, so instead you will now get more online dating profiles that will make all you married people out there just a little bit more thankful for your spouse. Keep in mind that I just copy and paste, the horrid spelling errors are not mine :)

LLOYD63 - I have seen his pictures, he looks just like he sounds.
A little about me...

ibrot up my 2 kids alone they are uot on ther way looking of the right lady

How I feel about the Church...
the church is a rock for me

What I do for fun...
work with my dogs,fish,ride my moterbike,injoy myfriends,like to go dancing,walk on the beach at sun down.

BIGBOYBABYBLUES - I'm hoping that the "g" on his keyboard is broken. You all know how I feel about not using full words, right? Not to mention my feeling about "lol".
A little about me...

im open and honest...out spoken and straight shooter...if you ever lie to me, i will bail on you immediately!!!iam financially secure and you should want to be as well by thinkin and plannin ahead...iam however happy go lucky and i want to always be this way, so only limited drama...lol

How I feel about the Church...
iam lookin for someone of sound mind..lol..stable in their career...ready to be with someone...no games!!!!!

What I do for fun...
i love horses and anythin to do with them...i workout regular..fav restraunt is olive garden,longhorns...like 70s, 80s rock best and country...

BAMBAMDADDO - I'm not sure where to even start on this one. Screen name? The fact that he is so obviously not Mormon? Not sure where he got lost when he signed up for ldsplanet.com. Oh, and why is he e-screaming at me?
A little about me...

HELLO TO ALL BEAUTIFUL LADIES.MY NAME IS CHRIS.I'M A NEWBIE SO PLEASE BE GENTLE LOL.ANYWAYS IM WHAT YOU CALL ONE OF THE LAST GOOD MEN OUT THERE........SERIOUSLY THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS,A ENDANGERED SPECIES GET THE PICTURE?I DON'T SMOKE,NO DRAMA,NO GAMES,EMPLOYED,DRUG AND DISEASE FREE MAY I SAY ANYMORE????

How I feel about the Church...
WHAT IM LOOKING FOR IN MATE IS HONESTY,FAITHFULNESS,CAN COOK(I CAN COOK)OPEN MINDED,SPONTANEUS,CLASSY BUT SHE GOTTA HAVE THAT FREAKY FREAKY SIDE FOR HER MAN ONLY.AND SHE HAVE TO BE FUNNY AND SOMEONE WITH GOOD CONVO.I MEAN WERE NOT MIND READERS RIGHT???....OVERALL ONE HECK OF A WOMAN BECAUSE IM ONE HECK OF A MAN.AND DON'T ASK FOR ANYTHING I'M NOT WILLING TO GIVE.

What I do for fun...
WELL LET ME START BY TELLING YOU ABOUT WHAT I DON'T DO....I DONT DO CLUBS,I LOVE CONCERTS,FESTIVAL,PLAYS,CHURCH YES YA'LL CHURCH LOL,NICE RESTAURANTS,MOVIES,ZOO,ANYWHERE THAT DOESNT KILL ME.

I always save the best for last....
MOTTICE - Again, why is he e-screaming at me? Maybe he learned it in the hood? I'm thinking he may never want to mention to a woman ever again that he sees her as an investment. I'm just saying...Maybe I'll type him and ask.
A little about me...

Im a barber, I resides in Baton Rouge, I love to entertain new company and hope to have a family on day..... .. I KNOW.. I'M THE REALEST MORMON ALIVE SERIOUSLY..LOL.. I'M NOT LOOKIN FOR A GIRLFRIEND ( IT'S COOL ), TO OLD, DID THAT. LOOKIN FOR A LIFELONG INVESTMENT( PLEASE DON'T BE CRAZY ).LOL.. I'M WILD, CRAZY( FUNNY, SAY ANYTHING ),HOOD( NOT TOO GANGSTER, SOMEONE YOU CAN TAKE HOME TO MOMMY, AND SHE DON'T HAVE TO HIDE HER PURSE ),AND MOST OF ALL CARING.. FOR FROM A PUSH OVER( NOT A PUNKA&! YOU NOW WHAT i MEAN ) LOL. IF YOU AIN'T RACIST AND VOTED FOR OBAMA HOLLA..LOL LOVE TO TALK.. seriouly I DON'T SEE COLOR.. SO HOLLA... AIGHT!!!

How I feel about the Church...
IT'S THE ONE AND TRUE CHURCH. MY MOM AND SISTERS AND MYSELF ARE MEMBERS. I,VE BEEN ATTENDING SINCE I WAS 2. PASSED SACRIMENT,GRAD FROM SEMINARY, STAKE TEMPLE TRIPS, BAP. FOR THE DEAD,CHURCH DANCES ( SOME ARE LAME ).THAT'S IT. TEXT ME IF U WANT TO KNOW MORE.

What I do for fun...
THE MOVIES (STUPID, FUNNY, GANGSTA,ETC..),I'M NOT OUTDOORS DUE TO ALL THE BUGS HERE. I LOVE COMPANY THO, JUST TALKIN SOME SERIOUS TOPICS. I GOT A WIERD SENSE OF HUMOR, I CAN MAKE ALMOST EVERYONE FELL GOOD AND LAUGH, THAT'S ONE OF MY GIFTS.I GO TO CONCERTS LIKE RAP WELL ALL OF THEME IS RAP...LOL I LISTEN TO COLDPLAY, NICLEBACK ( I'M LYING ) BUT YOY KNOW I HAD 2 LISTENING TO 'EM..LOL ANYTHING ELSE TYPE ME


Oh, and and in other less crazy news, Katie and I got a fishy this week, his name is Tony and he's super cute. Here is a picture of him helping Katie work on a puzzle Friday night.

Grandma's Birthday

My grandmother turned 90 on August 13th and we partied like crazy. OK, as crazy as you can party with a 90 year old. The night of her birthday we went to her favorite restaurant, Mandarin Gate, at Oak Tree Plaza in Seattle. Her younger brother and sister were both in town for the occasion. By the way, when I say "younger", I mean they are 84 and 80. But about my grandma, when my mom left I was only five years old. My dad had a job where he had to work crazy hours (he had to be there at 4 AM) and I lived with my grandparents for three and half years. What I'm trying to say is that my grandma is the first mother figure that I remember. Anyway, happy birthday Grandma!

Grandma at the restaurant


Me and my Uncle Jeffy


Uncle Jeffy and Aunt Darlene


Auntie Shirley (Grandma's sister) and my daddy



Aunt Melinda and Uncle Arnold (Grandma's brother)


On Saturday we had big party and my Uncle Ron and Aunt Melinda's house in Kent.

Grandma's cake


Grandma and her neighbor for 40 years, Carolyn


Uncle Jeff, Martha (Carolyn's daughter) and my dad


Grandma blowing our her candles



My grandma is the co-founder of a group call Garfield Golden Grads. It is a group for those who graduated from Garfield High School in Seattle more than 50 years ago (she's the class on 1937!!). This is a small group of members who were there.